STRANGE TINGS A WASH UPON SHORES THESE DAYS BUT NAUGHT LIKE THIS RARE AND MOST PRECIOUS GEM OF THE SEVEN SEAS. AYE THIS LADY HAS A PORPOISE, DRIVEN BY THE ASTROLOGICAL ALIGNMENT OF HER FINS AND THE MUTATION OF BURTH CAUSED NO DOUBT BY OUR VERY OWN POLLUTING WAYS. AND I TALK NOT OF THE BEAUTIFUL TAIL FIN ON THIS FANTASTIC CREATURE BUT THE EXTRA EYE SHE DISPLAYS ON HER EXQUISITE TEMPLE. AND THRU THIS THIRD EYE OUR ACTUALLY REAL MERMAID 'KRISTALA' THE SOUTH SEA'S SEER, WILL LOOK DEEP INTO YOUR STAR CHARTS AND BADE YE WHERE YA BE VOYAGING.