Friday, February 21, 2014

STRANGE TINGS A WASH UPON SHORES THESE DAYS BUT NAUGHT LIKE THIS RARE AND MOST PRECIOUS GEM OF THE SEVEN SEAS. AYE THIS LADY HAS A PORPOISE, DRIVEN BY THE ASTROLOGICAL ALIGNMENT OF HER FINS AND THE MUTATION OF BURTH CAUSED NO DOUBT BY OUR VERY OWN POLLUTING WAYS. AND I TALK NOT OF THE BEAUTIFUL TAIL FIN ON THIS FANTASTIC CREATURE BUT THE EXTRA EYE SHE DISPLAYS ON HER EXQUISITE TEMPLE. AND THRU THIS THIRD EYE OUR ACTUALLY REAL MERMAID 'KRISTALA' THE SOUTH SEA'S SEER, WILL LOOK DEEP INTO YOUR STAR CHARTS AND BADE YE WHERE YA BE VOYAGING.

Thursday, February 20, 2014



Crowd immersion is critical for me as well as utilizing as many possible devices at my disposal to gain reactions from my audiences, say for example the grotesque mask of BATPIG and the milky teats aim to amuse but yet offend. The show is buffoon magic, the awkward clown and our anti-hero's rescue of the cup of tea in the end; the super power of lactation. This is a drag show.
So after quite a few performances the mix of dairy and sweat in all that lycra started to reek so when you hear cry 'has some one been sick back stage'. You know BATPIG's near!
Do other people use smell in their shows I wonder?
The Final Countdown, Batpig's Breakfast making a cup of tea in true lactating fashion. 

Wednesday, February 5, 2014